“I have done bad things. I can’t take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am.”

Veronica Roth, Insurgent (via itscherryamber)

(Source: simply-quotes, via itscherryamber)

At the groceries store


deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via jensenfabckles)

deair:

so how do i relationship

(via homophobic)

heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

(via girff)

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

image

(via pizza)

wackyshenanigans:

wackyshenanigans:

plot twist: In the year 3013, the BBC flies the Doctor Who cast and crew to a distant planet to film an episode. The alien world is a stand-in for a quarry in Wales.

So this is getting notes again.

(Source: queenshulamit, via pocketmartin)

vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

(via homophobic)

(Source: taitetsu, via cumkinpie)

tylerchokely:

fuks:

omfg

PLEASE WATCH THIS

(via pizza)

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

(via boggy-yobbins)

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

(via shanghai-ohmy)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via skyevia)

(Source: ameliaponds, via girff)

stripped-to-thewaist:

This is actually the cutest thing ever okay

(Source: marceline-the-vampire-queer, via bobbaguette)