lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

(Source: nxte, via magicconchshell)

humorfever:

who the fuck invented blowjobs. like who the fuck woke up one day and said “i’m gonna put that dick in my mouth” wtf 

(via best-of-text-posts)

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(via sparkedsynapse)

officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

(via pizza)

gayleaf:

victorias secret 

victorias rumour

victorias regret

:(

(via shanghai-ohmy)

2treehill:

there is no reason for someone to clap when they laugh at something

(via pizza)

lumpy-pizza-princess:

bodylovingfatblogging:

I don’t want someone who will just tolerate my body. 
I deserve to be worshipped for my curves. 
I deserve to be loved for my shape and size. 

I don’t need to be told I’d look better if I lost part of who I am. 

I am not a last resort or an easy lay.
I’m a fucking lumpy fat princess and I deserve to be reminded everyday.

(via sparkedsynapse)

“It isn’t that I don’t enjoy talking to people, I just hate small talk. I don’t want to talk about your holiday plans or your body clock or your bowel movements. I don’t care. Pretending to care drains me. I want to know what keeps you up at night.”

Benedict Smith, Incarnadine  (via tetsuchi)

(Source: the-ills, via sparkedsynapse)

overall summary of wtnv


  • secret police: 

    cecil don't talk about the thing
  • cecil: 

    tOO FU CKING L ATE

jaclcfrost:

u know when ur fav character does something that should be really badass and actually is really badass

but all u can do is look at them and just shake ur head like

what a nerd

(via sovennix)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via sovennix)

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via pizza)

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY


(Source: buildabitchworkshop, via pizza)

ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

(via sovennix)

adventcalendars:

mom… dad… i’m…

#gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer #gays #gaybody #gaymen

(Source: flamingno, via allusionaries)